My last ex-girlfriend was a psycho, she thought she was a witch, and she thought she could ride a broomstick.
My last ex-boyfriend was a crazy mofucka and didn't know when no means no for constant head. I'm a great catch because I have a massive penis, like a horse.
Most members are reported to be in their 20s and 30s, although e Harmony also caters to a 'large number' of older users.
Its approach is quite different to RSVP's however, requiring you to fill out a detailed questionnaire that will let you indicate just what you're looking for in a match.
They used to fax but they have now discovered e-mail and can reach more potential marks.
As ridiculous as these approaches seem, innocent people occasionally fall for them.
I have a HD video camera on a tripod in my room, and I love filming porn.
If you have received mail naming this "company" or a copy of a document like the one illustrated here, you are a target of the fraud gangs.
David Williams I love all your work and I admire you for being the artist you are - Jenny.
I am an honest lady and very loving with a great sense of humour because I am fun to be with and spend time with I am down to earth type lady life has taught me so much and I know how to treat a man right.
My name's Andy, I like to cook, clean and be the perfect husband and father for your kids.
Let's start with some of the biggest participants in the online dating market: RSVP is one of the oldest and most well-known online dating sites around, and despite the rise of new services like Tinder, RSVP still retains an Australian user base of around 2 million.
There is also a more even split in demographics compared to newer sites, with 48 per cent of users being aged between 26 and 40, and 34 per cent aged between 41 and 60.